So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
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