i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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