I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Drake has all the answers
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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