you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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