Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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