birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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