If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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