It's Friday. Sex?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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