she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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