I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
false alarm. still invincible.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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