I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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