You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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