bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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