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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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