Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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