worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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