I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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