I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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