he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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