Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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