I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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