did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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