home. puking in laundry basket.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
