TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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