It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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