I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says