Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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