PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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