At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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