Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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