Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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