I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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