Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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