evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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