He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he thought i was a dude.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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