Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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