Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish you could order shots online.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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