can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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