who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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