when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize