first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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