I got chris browned last night
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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