We won't sleep together?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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