so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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