going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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