You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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