I need help removing her.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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