Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
did i just pee glitter
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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