the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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