there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
