and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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