we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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