At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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