Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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