Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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